"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
09/13/2013 at 18:34 • Filed to: ASSHAT PARKING
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"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
09/13/2013 at 18:34 • Filed to: ASSHAT PARKING | 0
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Parked across two "small car" stalls in a very busy parking lot, I spied this MR2 looking particularly asshattist in its display of pure asshattery and thought, "This asshat needs his picture took."
It should be noted that of the empty stalls you see, three cars literally just left while I was coming out of Tim Hortons and getting the camera app together.
How many flaws can you find in this parking job?
I'll start.
1.) It's not over $100k
2.) It's neither rare nor particularly special
3.) That paint? Really?!
4.) Your turn, Oppo.
Sparf
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 18:38 |
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Asshat parking job, but that really doesn't look riced at all. I see a stock SW20 with black wheels, no rice there just great taste (I love red on black and vice versa).
delete-me-please123
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 18:44 |
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The value of the car doesn't matter.
MountainCommand
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 18:44 |
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thats not rice, mr mustang man!
need we remind you what rice is....
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> Sparf
09/13/2013 at 18:47 |
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It may not be riced, but it is rice. Rice, as in, from the land of rice. As in, Asian. As in, Japanese.
I didn't mean to offend. I can edit the title.
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Lets Just Drive
> delete-me-please123
09/13/2013 at 18:49 |
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Disagree.
But let me ask you, then, why not let everyone take up as much space parking as they like? What's your litmus test?
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Sparf
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 18:50 |
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> MountainCommand
09/13/2013 at 18:50 |
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Yeah, I'm getting a lot of flak on that.
All I was implying was that it was Asian. Japanese. That's all.
I'll edit the title.
Decay buys too many beaters
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 18:50 |
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I agree that it is an asshat parking job, but disagree almost entirely on #2. A car being special has a lot to do with how the owner views it.
I used to drive a Mitsubishi Eclipse, and while that car was neither particularly "rare or special" it meant the world to me. Then one day I went out to the parking lot at school and saw a huge dent in the drivers door (like as in someone hit it with their car rather than car door). For the next few days, I'll fully admit that I intentionally parked like an asshat (but at a far of the lot so as to inconvenience the lowest possible number of people). So while an MR-2 may not seem very special, it may mean quite a lot to the owner, and isn't that what really counts?
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delete-me-please123
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 18:54 |
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That's my point, no one should park like that, regardless of the car.
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> Sparf
09/13/2013 at 19:02 |
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Yeah.
And I'm ashamed.
Oppo has shamed me.
Job done.
Let's move on :).
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Lets Just Drive
> Decay buys too many beaters
09/13/2013 at 19:05 |
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Allow me to define, or clarify, my intention with #3:
By "special" or "rare" I wasn't speaking subjectively or addressing the owners interest in their own car. I was speaking solely in terms of productions numbers, limited editions, special editions and so forth.
I own an S197 2006 V6 Mustang and it means the world to me.
Just the same, I'm not about to fuck someone else over because I feel more self importance about my car then they do.
That, my friend, is why we have insurance.
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Lets Just Drive
> delete-me-please123
09/13/2013 at 19:06 |
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Agree.
Further, if you own a very expensive car you're afraid will get hurt, be a mature and responsible member of society and take that into account when you use the damn thing. Maybe also, don't expect other people to accommodate your self-important ass.
Right?
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delete-me-please123
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 19:15 |
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You sir, as the kids say, "know whats up".
Totally agree.
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MountainCommand
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 19:53 |
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haha, no worries. You could have called it jdm, and we would let that slide.
We forgive you, mustang guys arent as quick with machines from the land of the rising sun. hehe.
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> MountainCommand
09/13/2013 at 20:02 |
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Ouch!
Also, that pony you posted is god awful.
GatorEight
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 21:24 |
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How do I become an author? I have quite possible the best asshat park job ever recorded by mobile device. . .
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Lets Just Drive
> GatorEight
09/13/2013 at 21:36 |
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I believe you are?
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MountainCommand
> Lets Just Drive
09/13/2013 at 22:54 |
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hahaha it really is hideous. the front end is ruined forever.